_____ and ______ started a war over a cheesecake beacause neither of them both like strawberry with a fish on top of it. They prepared their spoons and forks to try to get the cheesecake first but someone already ate it and said that tye cheesecake what disgusting as hell and spit it out, they saw the cheesecake on the floor and race to get it but before they got there, a dog ate it "again" the dog died, they ripped open the dog's stomach and tried to find where the cheesecake is, but they couldnt find it and saw an ant carrying tue cheesecake "an ant carrying a cheesecake, a single ant" both of them ran towards the ant but the ant thew the cheesecake in the air and ran away, the cheesecake was torn apart into 2 pieces and it fell into their mouth, the ant said "How Dare You Eat My Beloved Cheesecake!" both of them ran away from the ant and they were Bestfriends since that day.
Who are the characters in the story?
Who ate the cheesecake?
Why did the dog die?
How can the ant carry the entire piece of fuking cheesecake?
What is the gender of the two bestfriends?