A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken 5 pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation police discovered that his wife had gotten up for a late night snack.
I know that this one is not that funny. Ps I'm a girl myself
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My Joke Book
HumorHey guys 👋in this book I will be writing some jokes that I have heard hope you enjoy 😀