To bake a cake you will need the following:
·37 cups of eggnog m
·12 grams of sugar
·13 ounces of vanilla
·A gallon of milk m
·Twelve spoons m
·A cheese grater
·Tape m
·Blender m
·A pair of khakis m
·2 1/2 cups of almond milk m
·A pinch of garlic m
·And a t-shirt
·Bowl
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Now to start, find a boneless chicken in your garage.
Then wrap it up in your khakis.
Add a pinch of garlic.
And tape twelve spoons to it.
Now prepare the blender by setting it to low and add the 37 cups of eggnog.
Then get a gallon of milk and your 2 1/2 cups of almond milk and chug them.
When you finish get a bowl and mix your 12 grams of sugar and 13 ounces of vanilla.
Then get a cheese grater and shred the t-shirt into the bowl.
Mix it well.
Then let it sit for about a month.
When the time comes mix the contents of your bowl and that boneless chicken into the blender and set it to max.
Now let the blender run for about a week or two and put the batter into a cake pan.
Put it in the oven and leave the oven off for 40-55 minutes.
And your done!
Now just find a friend to feed it to and there you go.
You are now a murderer....
