Redney and more (Oneshots)

*Broken* Redney(RedXbarney)

Love is something we can't forget. It's something we all want but don't need. Love is something filled with Sorrow or filled with happiness but mostly...Heartbreak. The thing nobody can repair or forgive. It's some thought stuck in our brain that we won't forget. It's impossible to fix...

                                           Or Is it?

                             By: FoxyLover86
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                 Reds Point of view

Me and Barney were making a video together. We were playing Build battle my favorite(I don't actually know what his fav Minecraft Game is so lets just say it's Build Battle) We we're going against each other. The theme for this round was Love "Ew Love is Disgusting" Barney said "No Love is Like a flower in the Burning hot desert" I said Jokingly "Lol good one man" Barney says back laughing a little. I honestly don't know why we where saying love is disgusting if we both have Girlfriends, mine also nearly dumped me, I felt quite BROKEN (idk if they do or not so sorry if I'm wrong). The server came up and said 3 Minutes Ramaning and I haven't even started. "OH S***" I said "Sucks to be you man I already Finished" "Did you just Put down a Piece of dirt" "Uh...Maybe?" He said as if it was a question. Hehe why is Barney so Cute?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time skip to when Red finishes The video
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I finished the video off with my outro and left the server back to the Skype call but the thing is he wasn't there. "Barney? Barney are you there". All of a sudden Barney sneaks up behind me  and says Seductively "Bon Bon shikalur" "HOLY S***" I say with a laugh at the end "Lol gotcha" "You scared me" "I know" he smiles showing a little of his teeth. "So me and everyone else is going to TACO BELL(yaaas queen) wanna come "Hell Yeah"
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              Toim skap (Time skip)
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"Hello shikular is Like aaaa-" me and Adam giggle a little "Shut up I'm trying to order you dirtz ACHEM Sorry mam, id like a 24 burritos, 24 soft tacos and a 24 HARD tacos" Barney said screaming the word HARD "Is that all siiiiir" "Sí" we drive up and hollaback girl starts playing and without thinking me and Barney and Adam Start screaming the lyrics "THEY AINT NO HOLLABACK GIRL THEY AINT NO HALLA-" Max interrupts Adam by covering his mouth

🐝Time Skip thanks to BEEEEEES🐝
Barney's Pov
We where driving home and I get a Text from my Girlfriend(which in this case let's pretend her name is Tiffany) I parked the car

T=Tiffany  B=Barney(I am also gonna use his real name sometimes)

T: I had SOO much time last night Jack😉❤️
(Sends nudes....why am I writing this;-;)
B: Um Tiffany what are you talking about My name isn't jack and also I was at home last night because you said you where Sick!!!
T: oh I meant Barney it autocorrected and I meant I had fun watching Tv and twilight
B: Still doesn't explain the winky face
T: Um...I-I...
B: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
(Btw what I say next is not true this is a FAN fiction o don't mean anything rude I say)
T: ITS ABOUT TIME YOU LITTLE S***T I CANT BELIEVE YOU'D THINK ID DATE SOME TURKISH FREAK, I NEVER LOVED YOU B***

Those words hit me hard, I started to break into tears, I threw my phone out near the grass away from the road and I felt...BROKEN. I start crying and crying not paying attention to anybody else and what there doing I just imagine myself drifting away into darkness as slowly everything turns Black followed with screaming and a crash

             To be continued...