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Chapter 1

(Start playing music here)

Throbbing pain. I could feel it seeping through the fogginess. It was coming from my head. There was a strange noise also coming through the fogginess. It sounded almost like music. 

Talk Dirty To Me

It almost sounded like that song my friends tried to get me to listen to (You know the one where people apparently do dirty talking and some other shiznit).

That's when I realized that it was an actual song playing. It was bringing me back from the sleeping state I was in.  The song continued to play while I was trying to force my eyelids to open (A/N: My friend says British eyelids, but you can call them whatever eyelids you want to call them. No offense to people with British eyelids. I, quite frankly, think they are sexy eyelids).

When my eyes opened, I saw something very disturbing. It was that strange pig man. And you know what he was doing? He was dancing (and failing at it) to the song Talk Dirty To Me. I thought that noise sounded familiar to me.

He was doing some really freaky moves. He still had his ridiculous outfit on. The last thing I wanted to see was a guy doing some kind of dirty dancing in spandex. (Trust me it was not a pretty site)

A/N: So this was a really short chappy. (BlueHorse97 keeps thinking of British people, I wonder if she wants to get it on with one of those One Direction guys) We wanted to give you guys a bit of suspense and quite frankly we cant think of anything else to write right now. (I feel like I am getting fresh with her dog that is tickling my knee right now with her nose, OHHHH and this is AnimeLover80 BTW, just thought you might want to know)

So are people in the U.S ready for Easter? GGGIIIIIRRLRLRLRLLR. Message me anything you might want to put in the story and I will see what I can do. Don't forget to vote even though this chappy was short and not very interesting. Now here are some crappy jokes for you all to enjoy.

(We will do 10 Jokes whenever we feel like it from now on)

Joke #1:

What did the tree say to the wind?

............Leaf me alone (hahahaha)

Joke #2:

why did the chef get arrested????

................He was caught watching the salad dressing

Joke #3:

Why did the chef get arrested?????

...............He was caught beating the egg

Joke #4:

Why was the chef arrested??????

............He was caught whipping the cream

Joke #5:

What did the sheet say to the bed when it fell off?????

.............OH sheet!!!

Joke #6:

What kind of a Monkey fly's?

..............An air-baboon

Joke #7:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

....................Ground Beef

Joke #8:

What did one fan say to another?

.....................You blow me away

Joke #9:

What did one wall say to another?

...................Meet you at the corner

Joke #10:

What do you do with the epileptic lettuce???????

.................................You make a Seizure salad!!!

(No offense to people that have reoccurring seizures)

AND THE BONUS JOKE OF THE  DAY ..................................................................................................................

Did you hear about the fire at the circus????

.....................................It was in tents

                                                                             Well that's all folks

(Had to throw that Looney Toons moment in there see ya'll later)