the signs in a zombie apocalpyse

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Aries- makes themseleves the leader but always leads ppl into trouble

Taurus- complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini- forgets not to talk when zombies are near by

Cancer- gets shit done but complains that they have to do everything

Leo- constantlly upset by the fact that thier hair is oily

Virgo- demanding that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant

Libra- tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio- is now happy that they can kill something without guilt

Sagittarius- must prove that they can kill the most zombie's

Capricorn- finds an actual safe place to hide bc everyone is incompetent  

Aquarius- starts daydreaming the gets bit

Picses- cries

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