Fifteen years ago, I was a junior in high school. I was the prettiest and most popular girl in the school. Tall, dark haired, skinny, blue eyed perfect boobs and I had brains. I was the shit back then. My best friend, Lela Flye, was my complete and total opposite: quiet, shy, nerdy. The whole shin-dig. She was gorgeous as hell though: Green eyes, dark hair, and the most beautiful legs I've ever laid eyes on. She had only had a few good friends. We only hung out with one boy on the regular, Gordy Sheen.
He was gay as ever. He wore more makeup than me and Lela put together. He was fun for shopping trips though, he had style. We met him three years prior in Junior High School, he was the new kid and everyone picked on him. He had pink fingernails and his blond hair was highlighted with rainbow colors. I remember saving him from Jackson Hill, I was walking by the boys locker room and I heard him crying. Jackson was calling him a faggot and throwing his lunch at him. I burst into the locker room and kicked Jackson's nuts like a football in the playoffs.
Anyways, the three of us started to hang out. We were best friends from then on out. Hell we got our periods together! Well Lela and I did, Gordy pretended he was pmsing. He's such a fag. As we got older we all started having boy trouble. It seemed like every guy that we ran into was a jerk. They were disrespectful and rude. We decided to put ourselves to a challenge.
I remember the day like it was yesterday, school had just started back after christmas break. Ice still hung from the trees and the wind still nipped at your skin. Lela and I were sitting at lunch talking about our guy problems when a very distraut Gordy burst into the lunchroom. He carried a purse back then and he wore eyeliner. It was running down his face and it was obvious he was crying. "Gordy, whats wrong?" Lela asked grabbing his hand as he flopped down in the seat between us.
"Fucking guys!" He yelled. "Every time I think I've found the one he fucks me over!" He was talking about Charlie Waters, they had been secretly seeing each other for about two months. They hooked up during Thanksgiving break. Charlie was supposedly straight. I mean looking at him you wouldnt be able to tell he liked boys.
"What happened?" I asked giving him a sympathetic voice.
"He decided he wasnt gay anymore." He groaned. "He said he wanted to get back with his ex." With that he started whaling like a little kid. We really didnt know what to say. We were having just as many problems with boys.
"You think thats bad," Lela said. "The other day I went down on Josh Davis and afterwards he kicked me out of his house in the snow." Gordy and I gasped.
"I got dumped this morning." I admitted sadly. I had been dating Eric Smith for the last four months. We seemed like the perfect match. I mean the first time I really noticed him he had grown up a lot. He used to be the biggest nerd around, bigger than Lela even. I've know him since elementary school. He moved in eight grade but he came back.
He was tall and sexy. He had long black hair that he kept pulled in a ponytail and you could tell he had started working out. He had the most gorgeous blue eyes a girl could imagine. He went from nerdy little dweeb to sexy, manly, bad boy. I guess he showed me how bad he could really be.
"What happened?" They asked with shock in their voices. It wasnt like me to get dumped, normally I was the dumper. I had never had to deal with being the dumpee until now. I see why it hurts so much. Its like your heart is being cut slowly from your chest.
"He cheated on me." I said. "I caught him at home with Amy Ross." They gasped and Gordy wrapped an arm around me. We all sat there in silence for a minute.
"I have an idea." Gordy said. We looked up to see him smiling evily. Usually when he gave us that look it meant he was up to no good or he was about to say something utterly crazy. He rolled his eyes at us before he continued. "Lets go gay." He said with a grin.
"Youre already as gay as they get Gordy." I said with a laugh.
"I have no clue what youre talking about," He said. "I am a lady." He tossed his hair like a little girl. We laughed at his gayness for a moment before getting back to the subject.
"What do you mean 'Go Gay?" Lela asked with a voice full of curiosity. Gordy wiggled his finger telling us to come closer. Lela and I leaned in to hear what he would say. He smacked us in the back of the head.
"I mean exactly what I said Einstein." He chuckled. "You two become lesbians, and I'll go straight." We leaned back and looked at him with a raised brow.
"Me?" A lesbian?" I said. "Have you been sniffing sharpies again, Gordy?" He rolled his eyes.
"I'm serious." He said. "Obviously men are no good, so how about we put our minds and bodies to the challenge. Who know's we may find out things about ourselves that we never knew."
"I'm in." Lela said quickly. I turned and looked at her with a shocked expression. She blushed and shrank down in her seat. "What?" She asked. "I'm sick of dealing with these fucked up little boys." She had a point there.
"How long?" I asked Gordy. He smiled knowing he had won. I rolled my eyes and punched him in the arm.
"Ow!" He yelped. He glared at me and rubbed his arm. "Twenty days, and there's no backing out."
(OK this is just an idea I had. Idk if its good but I'll let you readers be the judge. If I get a comment or vote or two I'll keep writing. Just let me know your honest opinions. Thanks lovlies!!)
