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by kikgigs

by kikgigs

2017 aka medieval times

"if the prediction is wrong your life is fucked"said Snapchat Queen."I swear I'm to legit to quit"the Facebook Witch replied."ok B"the Snapchat Queen said rolling her eyes.Facebook used his powers."...Zap it's gonna be a girl"The Snapchat Queen was like wtf including everyone else around them from Internet-Landia."Now wait 9 months"said Facebook."Social mediUGH whatever"

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"It's been 9 shit months you better be right I better not see no left Stupidity nonsensical child Facebook

shit I'm going into labor get out of MySpace nevermind get me to the hospital."nagged Snapchat."ok how" King Instagram said."FUCKING USE YELP IDK UBER (actually not Uber) just get a Lyft."Snapchat said irritated

"It's a fucking Boy Facebook"Snapchat said glaring at Facebook."GUARDS" "really look beyond that"said Facebook."when did you start talking smart but who cares ya done son send her to ifunny's Collective dungeon."as you wish my queen"said a calm Facebook."good luck getting featured....*baby crying* fml"Facebook left after that."ok I'm naming you Filter"Snapchat said happily"bipolar ass"mumbled King Instagram."WHAT DID YOU SAY"Snapchat said in a Demon like tone."I said I wanna name it Filter too."King Instagram said whining nervous still"why must you always copy me."

"Mom,Dad,and Dog filter (dog filter is their puppy if you haven't caught on yet)I have something to say."you're 17 you're too young to learn to speak yet"Snapchat said not looking up from her phone trying to get the doggy filter to work."Social mediUGH I have half a mind to use that Dog's face on me.King Instagram took Dog filter outside, good call."Mom it's important and what do you mean I'm 17 so I'm to young to speak yet when you have 13 year olds posting nudes on you " Filter remarked."Touche" Snapchat admitted shrugging her shoulders."Mom I'm-"Filter got cut off by his mom"gonna be useful for once and take out that trash"Snapchat said pointing to the trash can."oh sorry that's your dad"King Instagram grumbled "And the maids are off today so don't say any nonsense" filter went to throw out the actual trash(aka @kikgigs JK that's the truth low key tho). Filter took out the trash and took a deep breath and unfortunately inhaled the smell of trash by accident.He walked 2meters away and heard the reassuring sounds of the Twitter bird.This time he took a cautious breath and walked back inside to talk to his mom and dad."As I was saying and please listen"surprisingly they listened."Mom and Dad I'm trans"

Snapchat walked down to the steps to the dungeon.She looked up to see the Navy blue eyes off Facebook."What can I do to get your forgiveness" Facebook smiled "I guess you're a transparent now" Snapchat smiled

"What the bloody hell"Conscience said. What type of dream was that. And my notifications keep doing extra.I need Kikgigs to get me she can find my location and I can find hers.Kikgigs come get me.*silence*Kikgigs come on*Fuck I'm to far away from her.I look up and see a door open revealing pornstar Mario boy.

A.N:
Don't just don't ask