Rolu Dragon Slayer Season

Spats

Normal P.O.V

With the Girls

The girls were giving each other makeovers to help hide from the boys. They backed away from Lucy before they started to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Lucy asked cluelessly. Cana pulled out a mirror and let Lucy look at herself. She soon blushed of embarrassment. Cana began to laugh again. Even Erza, who tried to hold in her laugh, had been laughing her ass off.

"What the hell did you do to me! I look like a clown!"

"You really do look like a clown," Mira said as she laughed. Cana butted in.

"No, she looks like last night she took an L, but didn't bounce back." The girls laughed even harder. Lucy glared at them.

"Screw you, at least I don't have a thunder cloud chasing me." She stood up and walked away before she screamed. The girls looked at what she had been staring at to see a tarantula standing on its back legs. It started to run towards them making them scream and grabbed rocks before they began to throw them at it.

"Is it dead?" Lissanna asked.

"I think so." Minerva dropped another stone on it. The girls sweatdropped.

"What, I had to make sure it was dead." Yukino decided to take their mind of the spider.

"Okay, so back to the plan."

With the Guys

Right now the guys were following the scent of the girls. They have been doing it for about four hours but have not been able to find them. Natsu stopped the guys.

"Wait, where is spats?!?"

"What are you talking about?" Laxus asked

"Spats, he is my pet tarantula."

"Why the hell do you have a pet tarantula?" Gray asked.

"And why the hell was he in your vest?" Sting continued.

"Because when happy does not want to hang out with me, I have him."

"I swear if I find that spider, I'm going to kill it," Laxus said

"The only way you can possibly kill him is if your fat ass will sit on it."

"What was that!"

"I said your bitch ass would sit on it!"

"Oh, hell no bitch!" The two guys started to argue.

"Natsu and Laxus, shut your asses up," Rogue yelled at the two. The boys stopped yelling. "It's like raising two teenagers." The guys continued walking until they had seen a box. They soon opened it to see two clowns. Rogue and Sting punched it before they backed away and ran only to see the girls trying to sneak away. They smirked before they chased them but were soon separated again.

With the Girls

The girls stopped as soon as they got to the front of the guild. They opened the doors and walked inside, then blocked all exits.

"So what should we do?" Wendy asked them and Lucy smirked.

"How about we make them a drink?"

With the Guys

The guys finally tracked down the girls' scent and ran into the guild only to see no one. They decided to look around the guild but didn't see them there either. When they met back in the guildhall they had seen a lot of drinks with notes next to them. Sting picked up a note.

"Dear boys, do not drink until mating season is over, from the girls.' They heard a cup go down to see Natsu finishing one.

"It really is a good drink."

"You read the note right?" Cobra asked.

"Yeah I did, but chasing after those girls can take a lot of energy." They nodded.

"Okay, I guess drinking it wouldn't be that bad right?" Max asked the guys before they nodded again.

"Cheers!" The boys drank from the cup.