i would give them seperate chapters but they're basically connected hip to hip so whats the point.
i used to be one of those diehard phan fans but one day i woke up and smelt that i was derranged as fuck and that they are playing us all.
they are nice people you can tell that from a mile away but they are conning every fan (including me at a point) they are fucking with your head so you'll buy their merch and shit - they arent as cringey as you believe and all the "relatable crap" is utter bullshit, it rakes in the money and views its simple man.
all in all they are decent blokes that make a fuck tonne of money by doing very little work, like look at youtubers like pewdiepie who actually do things and not just sit there like literally sitting there 99% of the time like dan and phil.
their phandom actually made me hate them more as they are just plain annoying little fucks innit not all of them but most of them
other youtubers even make videos about phan because they know it rakes in the views as you're all deranged, for example Marcus Butler. they all tip-toe around the phanbase not because theyre scared of you but becasue they find you cringey af.
favourite thing about them : the fact that dan is woke
least favourite : everything else
I'm sorry about this its just they literally ruined my life making me believe i was anti-social, awkward and special when i really wasn't. they ruined me and I spent 3 years of my teenage years chasing after them when in reality they literally dont give one flying fuck
But I guess I learned something : to never get that emotionally attached to someone that doesn't know who you are.
-BC
