~*Oneshots*~ AU Undertale Character x Reader

Teasing! AU Sans' x Reader (Mostly Underfell Sans's the one teasing you)

(Inspired by JennyPenny's animation of Undertale called "Living Situation". I luv you JennyPenny :3 if you're reading this... amazingly..)

"You will eat like a king...er... or a queen in your case, but you'll eat like a queen every day and night! Does that not excite you?" Blueberry asked.

Your face showed no emotion at all.

"No." You reply in a monotone voice.

"Don't be silly, human (Y/N)! Now, let us continue making these tacos. But we need the kni-" Blueberry trailed off as he laid his pin-pricks on the empty knife holder. You snickered.

"What's wrong, bone-head? Where are the knives?" You asked as you smiled mischievously.

"(Y/N), what did you do with the knives?" Blueberry asked as he looked at you. You looked away with that grin on your face as you crossed your arms and slouched on the chair you were sitting on.

"Nothing~!" You lied. Blueberry came closer to you.

"(Y/N), I'm serious! Don't make me get my alternate selves in here! Where are the knives?" Blueberry asked. You see the others glare at you as you looked at them. You grit your teeth as you looked away.

"They're in my room." You answered him.

"What in the world are they doing in your room?" Blueberry asked.

"I just wanted to play with them!" You said as you rolled your eyes.

"Just go get them, brat!" One of the skeletons in the living room said. Guess they overheard your conversation with Blueberry. You growled as you got off the chair and started walking upstairs.

"Edgy me! You don't need to be so rude! Even though if (Y/N)'s a psychopathic sociopath." Blueberry said.

You glared at all of them on your way to the stairs. Muttering insults not loud enough for them to hear.

"Pfft, as if I'm scared of any of you. I'll show you. All of you." You giggled demonically a bit as you reached for the doorknob.

But when you opened the door to your room. What you saw made you freeze.

...

..There was a mouse in the middle of the room. Your scream, it was so high-pitched and loud.

Everyone in the living room flinched as they looked up at the ceiling where you were.

You practically flew out the room and pinned yourself while sitting to the wall in the hallway, staying as far away from the mouse.

Frisk was the first to come up to the second floor. Checking on you to see if everything is okay.

But what she did see is their adoptive a bit older sister trembling while pointing at their room.

"(Y/N)? What's wrong?" Frisk asked softly.

"I- I- it's- F-" You stuttered. Your eyes were as wide as saucers as you pointed at your room, shaking so badly.

"There's something in your room?" Frisk asked as she looked at the door of your room. You nodded. She looked back at you and smiled softly. "I'm gonna check it ou-"

"NO, FRISK NO!" You screamed as you grabbed your younger adoptive sibling's hand and pulled her towards you. You latched unto her like it was for the sake of yours and her life. "You'll unleash hell! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!  No no no no no no no no!!!"

"(Y/N), it's okay. We'll check it out, together." Frisk said as she carried you on her back. (P.S. Since you're.... short....-er..... than most people.... you're practically the same height as Frisk... even if she's like... 4 years younger than you... which means... she's thirteen...) She stood up. You hugged her tighter.