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Question: How old are you?

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Karmen: How DARE you ask a lady her age!

Rubyn: Since when have you ever acted lady-like?

Karmen: I have almost the entire multiverse afraid of me, I think I can afford to act however I want!

Rubyn:...

Karmen: And besides,since when has that ever bothered you?

Rubyn: *Mumbles something under his breath that only Karmen hears*

Karmen: *Blushes* H-He is 17 l-like myself

Rubyn: *Smirks*

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Elliot: Sorry, classified information!

Christopher: *Raises eyebrow*

Elliot: What? We ARE part of the government, you never know who want this information!

Christopher: It's our ages...

Elliot: *Pouts* Still....

Christopher: 18

Elliot: *Gasps* How dare you! I though I could trust you Christopher! And you go and betray me! *Starts to fake cry*

Christopher: It's our ages...

Elliot: Fine, i'm 22! Yup, that's right! I'm the eldest!

Amelia: Grr...

Christopher: Was it really that hard El?

Elliot: I was joking!....You did know that right...?

Christopher:...

Elliot: Whelp, anyways! On to the next person eh?

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Prentiss: Well um my age is.... Hang on I gotta remember! Sorry! *puts one hand on her chin and holds up her elbow with her other hand while she remembers*.

Proctore: *tweets something in bird to her*

Prentiss: Oh yeah! Thanks Proctore! I am 18 years old! Hey, what about you Proctore how old are you I guess I never asked heheh but now seems to be the time!

Proctore: *if a robin could raise an eyebrow he would* It's not very nice to just suddenly ask someone their age like that you know Prentiss.

Prentiss: Sorry but I'm sorta not the one asking anyways! Please please please tell us?!

Proctore: *sighs loudly* I don't know how to convert bird years to human years...

Prentiss: Oh ok why didn't you just say so then silly Proctore...

Proctore: I'm not silly. Now if we could go back to what we were doing please?

Prentiss: Nope i wanna listen to how old everyone else...!

Proctore: All right then...

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Amelia: Older then the rest of them... Except Elliott

Karmen: I'm pretty sure that they want to know numbers

Amelia: Not everyone is a scientist, Karmen!

Karmen: I'm still right

Amelia: Fine *Rolls eyes* Old enough to still be cool! 21! *Awkward finger guns* WHOO!

Karmen: It's time for you to stop

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Olivia: 19... but practically 30 from where I'm from

Lucifer: How does that work?

Olivia: Look, Lucifer... If I had any of the energy that comes from my morning coffee to punch your lights out to explain, I would, but I haven't had any of that... if you know what I mean. 

Lucifer: Why is everyone so mean to me!?

Olivia: Because you're literally insuferable

Lucifer: What does In-

Karmen and Olivia: Shut up Lucifer!

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Tide: Roughly 14 billion years although that's an estimate. It all depends on how old the multiverse is.

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Alex:  I'm 17, how old are you?

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Karmen: I feel like I'm forgetting someone...

Lucifer: Hello!

Karmen: I don't know who though...

Lucifer: What about me!?

Karmen: I am wrecking my brain, trying to remember

Lucifer: How can you forget someone like ME!?

Karmen: Did you hear that?

Lucifer: It's me!

Karmen: I think I heard a voice

Lucifer: It's me! It's Lucifer! I'm 17! I'm a HUMAN! THAT EXISTS! HELLO!?

Karmen: *Turns to Lucifer* Quiet... You're a in a library.