Shrek was walking down a dark cold alley. The street light was blinking and a heavy rain was making a "pat-pat" noise. In the empty street a window shined with a bright golden light. "That's where Barry must be." muttered Shrek under his breath.
Shrek grabbed the doorknob and opened the door. The sweet aroma of tea filled the air. "Hello honey." said Barry in a welcoming tone. Barry kissed Shrek on the cheek. Shrek sat down in a chair as Barry poured him a cup of tea. Shrek sipped the tea. The tea was unlike anything Shrek has tasted. It was full of flavor. The complex tastes filled Shrek's mouth. The tea helped with the stress that Shrek's job as a swamp bodyguard had caused. There was still stress and only one thing would get it out.
"Did you have a long day of work?" asked Barry
"The owner almost fired me." said Shrek
"Oh that sounds terrible, but I do have something that might help." replied Barry "My virginity."
Barry gets into the bedroom and sees Shrek just wearing underwear on the bed. He gets up and whispers into Barry's ear
"Fuck me."
Shrek's bulge was making Barry impatient. Barry undressed faster than ever and threw the clothes on to the side. Barry pounced onto Shrek's 12 inch cock. It couldn't even fit into Barry's mouth. Barry was amazing at giving blowjobs even though she has never tried giving one. Barry's tongue covered almost every single area. Barry finally pulled back from passionately giving the SUCC.
"Out of all the people that blew me, you have been the best at it." said Shrek
Barry blushed and barely managed to utter thank you. Honey (bee spit) was on Shrek's dick, as if it was lube. Barry got down on knees and hands.
"Go easy on me." said Barry
Shrek slowly inserted his monster green cock into Barry's thicc ass. Shrek thrusted back and forth gradually gaining speed.
"Oh yes! Shrek!" Barry moaned with pleasure
It was Barry's first orgasm. Blood rushed and her heart beeted faster and faster. Shrek didn't stop. Shrek and Barry were both moaning now.
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life." Barry said shortly before fainting.

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Barry B. Benson x Shrek
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