So, this silly little one popped in my head, review and let me know what you think.Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice, or the song Come on Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners
"Wally how many times do I have to tell you, I don't need to go out" Dick groaned as he twirled around in his room trying to keep up with the running speedster
Wally stopped in front of him "Dude, your birthday is one of the very few days of the year Daddy Bats lets his birdies have the night off" he said
Dick rolled his eyes "You know he'd kill you if he heard you talk about his team like that" he grinned
Wally sped off around the bedroom again for a micro second returning with some of Dicks clothes in his hand "What Batsy don't know won't hurt him, which is what our motto is going to be tonight. Here put this on" he said tossing Dick an outfit.
He took the clothes from Wally's hands and examined them, he had picked out a salmon colored button up shirt and dark jeans along with a pair of brown Deck shoes.
"What made you pick this out?" Dick asked turning toward Wally who was lying on his bed.
Wally sat up and grinned at him "Cause your girl loves you in that shirt, oh and do that thing where you brush your hair to the side but let a few strands fall in your face she likes that too" he stood back up
"Which girl?" Dick asked cautiously
Wally laughed "Barbara of course"
Dick breathed a sigh of relief and smiled "Oh okay, wait. How do you know Babs is coming and how do you know how she likes me dressed?" He asked raising an eyebrow
Wally laughed "Well I told Arty to invite her along, they are actually getting ready now too, and to answer your second question girls talk buddy and sometimes the gossip is so good Artemis talks to me about it since we live together" he walked toward the door and grabbed the knob "Now get dressed so we can go it's already 11pm"
"Wait" Dick said stopping him
Wally turned slightly to look back at his friend
"What kind of gossip?" Dick curiously asked
Wally laughed "That's for me to know and you to figure out, later tonight if you're lucky. Although I think there's some things that you haven't told anyone either" he said walking out of the room before Dick could respond
Dick got dressed and did his hair as Wally had told him too, he also threw on a little bit of cologne before heading downstairs to find Wally sitting in the living room awkwardly with Jason, who had an odd habit of showing up at Dicks apartment randomly
"Dang Buddy you clean up nice. I'm going to be pealing the girls off you with a crowbar." Wally said standing up to look at Dick
Dicks eyes wondered toward Jason and Wally immediately realized what he had said
"I-I mean... too soon?" Wally asked now knowing what to say
Jason rolled his eyes "It will always be too soon for that dumbass" he said as he slipped on his helmet
"You're not going with us?" Dick asked
Jason shook his head "I'm under 21 what kind of fun would I have in a club. Have fun tonight Golden Boy, don't worry I'll keep the city safe by doing away with baddies" he said patting Dick on the head
Dick shook his head "Please don't kill anyone"
"Not making any promises" Jason yelled over his shoulder before walking away
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The Birthday Boy
FanfictionIts Dicks 21st birthday and Wally decides he needs to take him out for the night. Even though he is reluctant to go Wally convinces him to go anyways. Of course craziness ensues. ONE SHOT