Okay, I have to stop hanging out with Harry. He's a chill guy. I sighed, collapsing onto the couch, and falling asleep quickly.
I woke up, and got a granola bar. I ate it, and bent down to see what was in the bottom of the fridge.
A wolf whistle was made, making me jump. "Woo hoo, babe, loving that arse."
Harry.
He stalked towards me with his long ass legs, and started kissing my neck. I moaned when he hit my sweet spot- the place where my neck and jaw meet. I felt him smirk, and he kissed my lips with lust no doubt. "H-Harry.." I moaned. "Jump." He whispered. When I did, he caught me at his torso, and we started making out. He collapsed us on the bed, and smiled at me.
"That was wonderful, babe, but you need to wake up." Harry smirked. I furrowed my eyebrows.
"What?"
"Wake up, Dani. Ever heard of waking up?" He snapped.
I opened my crusty eyelids, seeing I was in Harry's arms. And he was smirking.
"Heard you moan." He smirked wider, he could possibly be an alien because of his wide smirk. "Came to check on you. You alright?"
"Y-Yeah..." I mumbled, my face turning crimson red. "J-Just hurt my foot."
I tried wiggling out of his grip, but he wouldn't let go of me. He kissed me passionately.
"And I also heard you say Harry." He mumbled in the kiss. "And that was a fucking turn on."
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I bent down, looking for food.
"Food.. Food food food..." I mumbled, moving all the things out of the way.
I heard a chorus of wolf whistles, making me furrow my eyebrows, and straighten my body. I saw Harry and 4 other boys. I glared at Harry.
"What are you doing in my house?" I asked.
"Um... Checking out your arse? Duh?" Ruffly hair said in a sassy tone. "What does it look like?"
"Shut up ruffly boy. I don't talk to... cats."
Everyone laughed, making my face heat up. I took out Nutella, putting it in the microwave for a minute. I took toast, putting it in the toaster, and walked out. They all followed me, trying to act sneaky. I smirked, thinking of a way to get them out. All of them. I slipped on Adidas sandals, and walked back to the kitchen. I made my sandwhich, and walked to the door, opening it. I walked into the front yard.
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"Socks," I said.
"And" Niall added.
"Sandals!" Louis chimed. Liam clapped, then Zayn, then Harry. I laughed, and walked around. We were playing follow the leader. Weird, right? Oh well. It's 11 pm, and we look like drunk shits. I started jogging, and they mimicked. I ran into the house, and slammed the door, locking it. I sighed, and walked to my room, changing into a tank and comfy shorts and going to sleep.
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I heard water running, making me jump up. There was a group of laughter heard downstairs.
"Dad?" I called.
No answer. Everything just seemed to go quiet and the water stopped. I took my robe, wrapping it around me, as I walked quietly down the stairs. I widened my eyes, seeing a bullet on the floor. I ran to my dad's room, grabbing his bullet-proof vest, and slipping it on after taking off my robe. I put my robe back on, feeling like an undercover cop like my dad usually was. I walked down the stairs, and heard a gunshot, and a pain under my belly button. I screamed, and collapsed to the floor. Well doesn't this remind me of something that already happened. I glared at Niall, the shooter, and went into the bathroom downstairs. I took the bandage wrap and wrapped it around my waist. I slipped off the tiny vest, and locked the door. I tore off my clothes and hopped in the shower, washing myself completely. After I finished with washing and shaving, I looked for my robe. It wasn't there. I groaned, taking the towel and wrapping it around my body. I clutched onto it like I was choking whoever stole my robe. I went up to my room, and took a pair of matching bras and underwear, a pair of dark blue high-waisted shorts and a white tank. I put those on, and put the towel on my bed. I looked in the mirror, satisfied with my outfit, then looked straight, and gasped. I look horrible. My hair was a mess on top of my head, bags under my eyes, and.. I was just a mess. I walked over to my blue vanity and ruined everything, just lookng for that special something.
"Where is it... where where where..." I rummaged through all of the drawers, just looking for it. I groaned, forgetting I moved it. I went into the corner, and jumped up, grabbing the air vent holding thing and pulled it down. I hopped up again, and got in the air vent. I crawled through the tiny space, and turned right, being face-to-face with Parker.
"Guys," She said. "I found her."
"HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I yelled on purpose, making Parker flinch at the sudden sound. I crawled over her and went to the living room airvent, knocking it down. I went down head first, my knees and shins holding me up as I grabbed the comb and purse and coming back up.
"Not going to say hi to us, but to Parker, Emily?" Elliot called. I rolled my eyes.
"Fine." I said, putting my arm down and giving Elliot the finger. Everyone laughed, making me smirk. I crawled to my room and brushed my hair, straightned it, and put it in a ponytail. I put on light foundation to cover the bags, and tip-toed down the stairs.
"She had bags under her eyes and she looked like a monster!" Parker finished up saying.
"Yeah, I know. I'm friends woth the monster under my bed and it gave me a make-over." I said whlist leaning on the wall, making everyone jump but Nate. "I know all of you except you, you, and you."
Zayn, Louis, and Liam immediately stood up.
"This is Perrie. Perrie, this is Dani." Zayn said.
"This is Eleanor. El, that's Dani." Louis stated.
"This is Dani. Dani, this is.. Dani." Liam chuckled.
"HAY DANI!" I exclaimed.
"HI DANI!" She squealed, running to me and giving me a hug, making me laugh. I knew I liked her.
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Authors Note
OK yall. this took me 3x as long as it shouldve. Grieving over my finger. And GUESS WHAT NO ONE BUT ME BC I HAVE NO READERS! I learned there's a lot of words for underwear.
Underwear.
Undies.
Pannies.
Granny Pannies.
Panties.
Knickers.
etc.
AND YOU & I CAME OUT OMDG REFRESH NOT REPLAY BITCHES!
and MISS CONGELIALITY AND THE 2ND ONE! 2nd is personal fav. SING PEOPLE SING! S= SOLAR PLEXUS (Above the waist) I= INSTEP N= NOSE G= GROIN OR FUCKING PENIS UNLESS ITS A FUKIN BRITISH PERSON OR A LEPURCHAUN!
Oh wait. It could be a british person if their in the unwanted.
OH WAIT NVM THE UNWANTED ARE PIECES OF SHITS!
AND ALSO
The cast is :
Bebe Rexha = Dani
One Direction = Themselves
Main characters from Leverage= Themselves
Danielle Peazer= Herself
Eleanor Calder= Herself
Perrie Edwards= Herself
AND DO ME A FAVOR AND PLZ COMMENT IDK IF SOMEONE'S READING! I MIGHT DELETE BOTH OMG IM SO MEAN LOL WHATEVER NO ONE READS THEM! IF YOU ARE PLZ VOTE COMMENT AND SO ON LOL PLZ SHARE THIS STORY WITH UR FRIENDS IM SO THIRSTY. I HAVE 27 FOLLOWERS YET NO READS UNLESS ITS MYSELF LOOKING IF i HAVE READS. I WONDER WHY.
Sorry for the rambling, it's fun.
SEE U IN NEXT CHAPPYY!
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