as im writing this im stuck in a car with my family driving to yeesus knows where and my siblings are wipping amd dabbing to the Trolls soundtrack while i pray to the emo trinity to save me
i just finished a really sad fic that was all fluff and then it tricked me so does anyone have any good pure fluff peterick fics to end my misery- EXCUSE BUT WHAT THE FUCK CENTURIES IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!1!1!!!1!
oh nose send help i have to go to my cousins juan's house. time for eternal roasting from my family and telling juan who is a grown ass man somewhere in his twenties not to a) jack of to daddy pig and/or squidward b) balance a fidget spinner on his dick, record it and send it to everyone he knows and c) almost sell his kidneys on amazon to a fourteen year old for $1.78 (i really wish this made sense but it would take a while to explain these individually let alone all together) anyway ill be going to my death *tips fedora* its been real bitches. real awful.
Song of the day: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance *cries in emo*
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Diary of a smol bean
Randomjust random stuff i think of during the day or other depressing shit because i make sense