S P A M B O O K ? ? ?

Susej

Me: Sup, Sesej!
Same child from last chapter: Did you just call me sausage?
Me: No. Susej! Ya know...Jesus but like...backwards...
Child: It sounds like sausage. Must mean you're trying to tell me I'm sausage.
Me: If anything I'm trying to tell you you have a little sausage.
Child: Well, I did eat sausage for breakfast, so yeah, guess I do only have a little left...
Me: CALLED IT!!!!! I was secretly hoping you were gay this whole time.
Child: W-what.....?
Me: *nervously laughs* LOVE YOU SUSEJ!!!
Child: *very seriously* call me Susej again and I will find a way to make sure you burn to death.
Me: ...hot *winks*
Child: ...I hate you...