1. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.....
2.Be kind to your Dentist. He had Fillings too......
3.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure......
4.Earthquake in Washington was obviously the governments Fault....
5.Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....
6.Velcro-what a rip off!........
7.Haunted French Pancakes give me the crepes......
8.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.....
9.All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.....
10. I used to be an banker, but then I lost interest....
11.England has no kidney bank but it sure has a Liverpool......
12.Broken pencils are pointless....
13.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...THEN IT HIT ME!.....
14.What does the clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds.....
15.When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble......
16.PMS jokes aren't funny, period.........
