avicii: hello pals what's new
zedd: i just got a new phone
zedd: which means all my contacts are wiped out
zedd: duck my life
dillonfrancis: ant bby your personal dictionary too
zedd: DIE LONDON I KNOW
zedd: DUCK
martingarrix: that's offensive
zedd: I'M SCREAMING I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
zedd: HELP ME AUTO CORRELATION IS A MESS
zedd: auto correlation
zedd: automobile
zedd: ***autocorrect
zedd: FINALLY
arminvanbuuren: sent you a text anton what's going on here
zedd: HELP
zedd: ARM IN
tiesto: LEG OUT
afrojack: you put your right arm in you put your right arm out
martingarrix: you put your right arm in and you shake it all about
dillonfrancis: you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
hardwell: i just woke up
martingarrix: it's four in the afternoon
dillonfrancis: and you blew the hokey pokey
hardwell: spare me it's sunday i took a nap with jäger
tiesto: did she poop in your sheets this time
hardwell: nah she's been a good girl
zedd: ROBERT HELP ME
hardwell: my name has two b's
zedd: autocorrect
zedd: BUT TEXT ME YOUR NUMBER MY CONTACTS ARE GONE
hardwell: fine
hardwell: done
avicii: shit i almost forgot
zedd: (attached photo) I HATE ROB BERT
zedd: okay who the duck is BERT
zedd: WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK ON
martingarrix: ernie calm down
avicii: "annie are you okay?" HAHAHAHAHA
davidguetta: I'M DYING
davidguetta: and @ anton i've sent my number
hardwell: you're welcome
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiona sitcom starring the world's top class edm djs, just that it happens online. DISCLAIMER: personalities of figures mentioned in this fanfic are not accurate representations of their personalities in real life.
