jamesrodriguez10 sent garethbale11 a photo by cristiano
jamesrodriguez10: yo do you think they're cute?
garethbale11: that's a picture of you and cris
jamesrodriguez10: did i ask that???22?2
garethbale11: james it's 3 am go to sleep
jamesrodriguez10: smd
garethbale11: whip it out
garethbale11: and no obviously cris and i are cuter
jamesrodriguez10: smh you on smth again?
jamesrodriguez10: crismes > your trashy ass ship name w/ my manz
garethbale11: you have a kid?
jamesrodriguez10: doesn't mean i can't appreciate a fine poa
garethbale11: whatever cris & i are still a better ship
garethbale11: we have like fanifcs and shit
jamesrodriguez10: so do we but you don't see me bragging ??
garethbale11: stfu did i ask
jamesrodriguez10: you're just jealous hermano
garethbale11: its 3:30 what's salo doing you bad dad
jamesrodriguez10: sleeping you dumb fuck what, does alba go out n party n shit at 3 ??
jamesrodriguez10: holy shit you know if cris and geo have a kid their last name would be ronaldo rodriguez it's basically a match made in heaven
garethbale11: ew geo
garethbale11: she said i looked like a 'fucking animal'
jamesrodriguez10: she likes me but like i think it's just cuz she's friends with dani
jamesrodriguez10: but i have appreciation for her last name
garethbale11: i think gariano ronaldo bale will be a cute baby name
jamesrodriguez10 sent garethbale11 a photo by cristiano
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new romantics
Fanfictionin which james rodriguez and gareth bale decide to set up cristiano ronaldo and toni kroos because no one else ships them. (pls don't take this seriously)