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In a middle of a street fight

Person A: *is being attacked by two people*

Person B: WAIT! *kicks one of the two attacking people* ATTACK THE FACE! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO IRON THAT GODDAMN BLOODY SHIRT?!

Person A: My face is important too!

Person B: NO ONE CARES HONEY! *looks at the people who were going to attack A* Okay, remember. Go for his face, that way I can afford the electricity bill and become the hot one in our relationship.

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