Nightmare

Diary Entry #2

It's the second day after what happened. It's 1:34p.m and I just woke up; don't judge me. I love sleep sleep is my god. All hail sleep.
I have massive bed head so I casually walk to the sink and splash some water on my hair and maybe possible have peed in the sink because like my mom said because my dad left us high and dry but I don't care why should I he hated me because I was an abomination a fag and whatever else you could think of because what my dad says is true and will always be be true. Just kidding I'm happy with myself and my flaws are a blessing my scares are reminders that I'm alive and proud to be who I am. Justin Justin please I have to pee too I look around and see and it Jesus so I zipped my junk up faster than you can say chicken nuggets there amazing there my 50th most favorite foods in all the seven seas. Hey Sam I'm most definitely hungry can we get food please.
Jay we are coming up with a plan give me some time please. Fine but if you hear a dying cow mixed with a bear on steroids it's my stomach just saying and by the was Sammy I'll give you 20 minutes. I sat back in my corner pulled out my phone and got on Wattpad and started to read Say Something. The author is amazing at writing story's she seems pretty chill and she updates slowly because her huge brain comes up with more story ideas which is great and all but man do I love Say Something anyways 20 minuets turned into an hour so I being the best human ever to live because I know everything there is to know about Call of Duty asked Sam if we can get some food because I am starving and he said give him so time to think and I was about to say please when he said in all seriousness that we can I jumped up with joy and happiness that I started to sing Frozen's Let it go because it was my favorite and still is but, then I almost shit a brick when Joey started to sing to me being me I blushed like a tomato and stopped singing. Then Sam said for all of us to come over here and follow him out of the room so we could all eat and see if we could find anyone else. He said the plan was to go door to door and hide in the shadows it's not very smart or creative but it's working. All of a sudden slammed my head into Danny's back he said in all goofiness. What it there cowboy I'm the really dirty dan and then I tried to laugh but Danny put his finger in my mouth and said no we are trying to be stealthy. We looked at Sam and he looked us then a box we ran to the box like a pack of wolves on a Saturday and we looked at it because there was a note engraved on the wood and it said in a very satisfying cursive Sam this is yours take care until next month. So we pushed all the way to are room and found Sam's girlfriend running to him and he hugged her like the Incredible Hulk then he let go and asked if she wanted to be apart of the crew and she said yeah why not so she opened the door for us and helped push it in. I'll describe her to all the readers someday just not now we are kinda busy pushing a box in Ms. Smiths room.
~~~~~~ 15 brutal minutes later~~~~~~
On the count of 3 push up 1.......2................................3 very inappropriate grunts and then there's me the best grunting human there ever lived I was grunting the Spongebob square pants theme song. We hear a crack and pop and the lid was off.......
- Until next time Jay is out of here Sam play me out just kidding it's a diary of my life I'll write it out
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza is the pizza for you and me....... Once again duces it's ya boy Jay and I'm gone