People who always talk about themselves.
Or in another words CONVERSATIONAL NARCISSISTS. Dont get me wrong i have no issue with people talking about themselves, a bit of self-confidence is ok, right? But what really pisses me off is when they do it all the fucking time.
Like if you're in a room talking with them and all they do is talk about themselves, like they direct every single conversation towards themself, to things they like, have done or whatever. I dont mind if someone gives me their input or opinion about something but for fucks sake DONT DIRECT THE WHOLE CONVERSATION TO YOURSELF. For example:
Me: So yeah have you seen the book sale?
2nd person: Oh yeah! Looks good, have you bought anything?
Me: Yeah i bought a Stephen Kind book for 20p.
Narcissist: Oh yeah i was gunna buy that book but i thought i should let you have it.
Me: ....but you dont like Stephen King....
Narcissist: Yeah well i thought id check it out. Anyways i bought all the Darren Brown books, it's like i just walked in and saw the books and thought I MUST HAVE THEM. So you wont see me for a while because i'll be reading these. It's like i have such a good eye for these kinds of things. I'm amazing.
LIKE STFU I DONT FUCKING CARE. I DONT CARE IF YOU GOT THEM FOR FREE OR IF YOU GOT A SIGNED COPY.
The funny thinig is that the narcissist doesnt realise that theyre talking about themself. They just continue talking absentmindedly, it kinda kills the whole conversation. Doesnt a person get boreed talking about themself?
You must think that theyd run out of things to talk about, but nope. THEY LIE ABOUT THINGS. and i think that pisses me off more than anything. Because its obviously blatant, stupid lies and yet thhhey continue to believe it themselves. Please just crawl under a hole and die.
And what REALLY annoys me is that people actually like talking to her! Just 20 seconds into the conversation is enough to kill me. People actually compliment her and talk about her back. Im just standing there thhinking WTF.
But what makes me laugh is when two narcissists start talking. I find it kinda sad but interesting.
Example:
Person: What do you think of my eyebrows? I just got them done.
Narcissist: Theyre nice but i like mine better, i got mine done from -insert beauty salon-.
Person: I think that theyve done it a little bit too thin though.
Narcissist: yeah.... shhe did mine really good like i didnt feel any pain.
Person: yeah waxing is bad but i didnt react.
Narcissist: I got such a bad reaction to waxing i got spots and all.....
and on and on and on
HOW CAN THEY BE SO OBLIVIOUS AS TO WHAT THEYRE DOING! you just want to scream in their faces and confront them. But no i dont do that, because if i do then they'll get moody and upset with me. And i just cannot be arsked with that.
IM WARNING YOU PEOPLE, DONT FALL INTO THE CONVERSATIONL NARCISSIST HOLE!
(yus theres alot of spelling and grammer mistakes. When im pissed off and ranting i dont really stop mid-rant and think 'hhmmm i should spell that word correctly'