Zodiac signs and creepypasta

signs as insults

Aries Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Taurus I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

Gemini How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Cancer The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?

Leo Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got five fingers, The middle one is for you

Virgo If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Libra You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Scorpio if you were burning on fire and I had a bottle of water I would save you.... Nah just kidding I would drink it.

Sagittarius Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

Capricorn You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

Aquarius Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Pisces Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.