What Is Life: Random Ideas

*me when im tired*

Oooh ramen

Ooooooooohh pickles

I gotta pee

Hold up i wanna listen to eminem
*jams out to rap god*

Im bouta pee my pants

BATHROOM HERE I COME

*When i see the toilet* **body** 3,2,1, PEE

SHOOT ME IN THE LEG, IVE PEED MY PANTS

im hungry

Ew my legs sticky😣

Whatever lemme pet the cat

Wheres my kpop

Why are noses in the middle of our face?

Why is water wet?

Why is a pickle called a pickle, why not a fetus cucumber?

I hope Im going to Guatamala tomorrow

I have home work to do

*internally dies*

I cant start a conversation

Cuz im socially awkward😬

Hi, im socially awkward, and you are?

Lol jk my names Muhammed Ali

Lol take a joke

Actually, no, pay for a joke, their not free

You spelled theyre wrong

Oh crap ur right

Hey guess what

What

I have to pee

Go

No

Yes

Never

Go!

Fight me.

*Falls asleep*

Lol thats what goes through my head, and.i would know especially now cuz im tired af WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO