Messages | k.th & j.jk

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taehyung: kookieeee

jungkook: what is it now hyung?

taehyung: why does santa claus have such a big sack?

jungkook: istg tae if that pun is lame

taehyung: just answer it jesus

jungkook: dunno, tell me?

taehyung: cause he only comes once in a year

jungkook: uhM??
am i supposed to laughed???

taehyung: rOOD

taehyung: what did the elephant say to a naked man?

jungkook: idk

taehyung: "hey, that's cute but can u breath through it?"

jungkook: smh
why am i still texting u

taehyung: cause u love me, that's why ;)
c'mere give daddy a kiss :*

jungkook:

taehyung: *triGGERDTTTT*

taehyung: what's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail staylist?

taehyung: one does hand jobs and one does blow jobs

jungkook: jfc tae
when will u ever stop

taehyung: oh, darling
i have no plans on stopping
so, sit back, relax and enjoy my puns ;)

taehyung: what do u call a guy with a small dick?

jungkook: taehyung

taehyung: WHAT THE FUCK
juANiTO
diD U JUST--

jungkook:

jungkook: gOTta bLAST

taehyung: u BRAT
I'LL TEACH U A LESSON COME BACK HERE!

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WELppppp