I'm a scouser and I'm proud

What people dont understand about new scousers

So some people who follow me think that the Scouse accent hasn't changed since the Beatles and believe me it has. George Harrison's accent is the closest to the modern day Scouse but we now add more emphasis on our k , e and a. Oh and btw WE DONT USE THE WORD GROTTY ANYMORE. we now say 'that's fucking discustin tha' orrrr 'that's fucking rotten '. We also come out with the best shouts goin (for all you people who don't know what a shout is it's basically a roast like when you insult someone).
My personal favourite is 'listen you fucking cheeky twat go take your fanny for a wash cuz it propper whifs of mouldy fish you scruffy nobed your the biggest bellend going honestly fuckinel.' Translated (listen you cheeky twat go and take your vagina for a wash cuz it stinks of mouldy fish you dirty idiot tramp your the biggest dumb dickhead going honestly fuckinel). Most people on here say to me your only say your a scouser because you like the Beatles and I'm like give me your number right now and I'll walk in front of Paul Mccartneys house and take pictures for you love. Or they say oh cool I'm from Liverpool and I'll say cool meet me on mackets lane then and they say I live on men love or they'll say I live by penny lane and it's like sound I'll meet you at the shops. They never show up cuz guess why THERE NOT SCOUSERS. if you are actually a scouser or just anyone in jeneral we can have a good friendship even if it's long distance xx see all you bellends tomorrow 😂  oh and btw my location isn't exactly on the Liverpool dot is because I don't live in the city centre ok bye 😘