annoying insults , and PICK UP LINES 101

comebacks/insults 4

is your ass embarrassed about the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth???

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you!!

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel about you!

i could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that

if your gonna be a smartass you have to be smart otherwise your just an ass

i heard your good at algebra but can you replace my X without asking Y?

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit!!!

i could agree with you but then we would both be wrong

Your not funny, but your life now thats a joke 

if assholes could fly this place would be an airport