~Karma's POV~
"My name is Miss Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you all!" A blonde haired woman gushes as she leans against Koro-sensei.
"Is it just me, or is something off here?" Y/N asks me quietly. "I mean, who in their right mind would have feelings for a giant yellow octopus?"
I nod, confirming Y/N's suspicions. "However, he seems to be thrown off by the attention she's giving him. Is it because she's human or because she's a woman?" I muse, tapping my pencil.
Y/N rolls her eyes. "It's because she's a woman, obviously." She states, leaning back in her chair. "Who wouldn't be thrown off by our feminine charms?"
"Wait, you have feminine charms?" I tease.
Y/N blushes, saying, "Oh, shut up, Karma!"
Y/N and I watch in disgust as our new English teacher fawns over our instructor, and wonder what exactly is up with her.
-Time Skip-
"Pass and kill!" I shout, throwing the ball in the direction of a fellow student as I aim a gun and fire at Koro-sensei. He of course dodges it. The next student tries, and it's a constant cycle of throwing the ball and trying to kill our teacher.
"Yoohoo!" Miss Jelavic shouts as she runs down the steps of the building to get to Koro-sensei, waving the whole way. "Hope I'm not interrupting anything, darling! Mr. Kurasuma tells me you can go Mach 20. I just had to see it with my own eyes." She explains.
"Well, he might have exaggerated a tad..." Koro-sensei says modestly.
"I hate to ask this, but I would be ever so grateful if you could fetch some Vietnamese coffee. I thought maybe you could grab it while I run the students through their English lesson." Miss. Jelavic pleads with Koro-sensei, which causes him to turn pink.
"But of course, mon cher! It just so happens I know a fabulous café in Vietnam!" Koro-sensei assures her as he flies off to get her coffee. As soon as he leaves, the bell rings and our class's "Perfect Guy" Isogai, says, "Uh, it's about that time, Miss Irina. I mean that's the bell. Shouldn't we head back?"
"Sure, whatever, knock yourselves out." Miss Jelavic says, pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. "Teacher needs peace and quiet though, so make it a study hall." The class all gasps, shocked by this sudden change in attitude. "And another thing. Let's agree not to call me 'Miss' when the octopus isn't around. And we're definitely not on a first name basis, so drop it. When he is around, call me Miss Jelavic."
"Heh, so what's your game, Miss. Jelasnitch?" I ask teasingly.
"No nicknames!" She yells, turning around and pointing at me.
"We got ourselves a real pro here." I continue, not caring about her previous statement.
"Just a word of warning from those who've been playing the odds, you're not gonna kill the octopus without help." Y/N says, tucking her gun into her purse.
"Please sweetheart, you're a bunch of saplings. Adults have their own ways of doing things, take note." Miss Jelasnitch drawls. "Speaking of which, you're Nagisa Shiota, right?" She says, turning to look at the blue haired boy. He nods, and she then proceeds to kiss him, shocking everyone in the class. Once she's done, she cuddles his head and says, "Do me a fave, show me what you've got on him. Grab your special little notebook, meet me in the faculty lounge in ten minutes." She then lets go of him. The poor kid is so shocked that he drops to the floor in disbelief. "That goes for any of you snot-nosed punks who feel like you've got intel worth sharing." She tells us. "Give Miss Jelavic something useful, and I'll let you go home while these gentlemen stand in for you."
YOU ARE READING
Partners in Crime
Fanfiction(Karma Akabane x Reader) You'd assume that being Karma Akabane's best friend would be difficult, but for Y/N L/N it's as natural as breathing. No one can remember a time when these two weren't inseperable, much less the two of them. Karma's intimida...
