Hi my name is mulder and I'm a fbi agent for the fbi. My hobbies include pornography, aliens and scully 😍 dislikes include: FUCKING BEES
Anyway...
My story starts lats night I was at scully and was telling her bout dis alien theory cos I fourt she wud be rly interested but she was like mulder piss off I want to sleep and I was like scilly Yeh it's like 3 am but I just love aliens and she was like wel Yeh whatevr but if we gonna b together u need to stop talking bout it all the time and I was scully I've known u like 10 years were not together apart from that time we accidently had a child together and the time we "played baseball" . I told her it's fate were not toegther and she was like scully dat was season 1 wen that root beer thing happened I've moved on just like u should move on form ur porn addiction u need to get laid man
I was like :o too far scully and then left ha that'll teach her
