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hi bitchez it me scully. i am fbi. i like frozen yoghurt, fucking iwth mulder and fucking mulder. basically. thats the x files in a nutshell. gazing and aliens. yup
nyway so last nite mulder came.
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And was like scully listen to dis amazing new conspiracy theory about aliens it's really groundbreaking .
To b continue! !
Lol sorry that ended so soon someone was reding over my shoulder a hahah 😅😅😅😅😅
Anyways.....
Mulder thinks I care about his stupid theories when everyone noes there jack shit like no mulder ur sister wasn't abducted by aliens u silly shit she was probably kidnapped by some rapist then decapitated or something I dunno like jeezo mulder why do I have to be a part of ur crazy life .
One of the biggest things I hats about mulder is he always wants to b right then goes in a hissy2fit if he isn't and this sucks cos sometimes we hav to share motels or whatevr then I have to deal with his baggage like non didn't sign up for dis. I mean yeah I did sign up to fuck with the x files (or ""debunk"" or whatevr I dunno) but why do I get some whiny pussy of a man child? I just want to some crimes, open up dead bodies and b done with it tbh.
Ah well one day mulder will come. To his senses and realise he's crazy. Ur crazy mulder. Hey I say that a lot don't I ? Huh
Well I'm tired and yeah I know I can't stop talking about mulder but whatevr it's not like I like him or anything ? Jeezo man .
Maybe I was too harsh with him tonite by telling him to fuck off cos he's a crazy virgin who's obsessed with aliens well I'm sorry but dats da truth and evry1 nos it.
U know, I really hate bees.
