the bad boy stole my bike

1. bye texas

'JADE WEST IN MY OFFICE NOW' i heard the principle yell with a hat on and i smirked and got off my bike and strided to his office and saw all the teachers

'Hair dye in my shampoo' the principle said

'Exploding chalk' my math teacher said

Bruh who still uses a black board and chalk

'Bucket filled with water paint on top of the door' my art teacher said

'Hey i gave you a nice tye dye shirt' i said and she basically growled

'A presentation on my wife and released revealing pictures of her' my English teacher said and i laughed

'You moved the controls down in the boiler room and reversed all the dirty water and it exploded in my face' the janitor said

'And you super glued my hat on my head' my geometry teacher said

'And you put a blow horn on the back of my door' my Spanish teacher said

'We think this has gone too far jade your expelled you have 20 minutes to leave and get home i called your mom she doesn't seem pleased' he said and i smirked

'Oh and another prank on your hand' i said and he looked down and the chalk exploded on his face and i smirked and got in my car and drove home since I only used my locker for my helmet but I've got my car today

I pulled up and walked inside and i got a messgaes from my brother

I just got kicked out of college and you got kicked out shits gonna hit the roof - Andrew

Andrew is my lovely brother

Hell yeah and im Home where u at- me

Almost there I see you - Andrew

I saw his Aston Martin pull up and i hugged him and we walked in

'ANDREW JADE YOU 2 ARE IN SO MUCH BLOODY TROUBLE' my mom yelled

'Oh shut it I'm right here' i said

'NO YOU 2 ARE A DISGRACE YOU BLEW UP THE SCIENCE LAB AND YOU PLAYED PRANKS ON YOUR TEACHERS' my dad yelled

'You blew up your science lab you have to tell me how to do that' i said pushing there buttons but I saw a few guys taking my stuff

'Whats going on' me and Andrew said at the same time

'Since you 2 are getting kicked out of every school no school is willing to take you 2 in not even with the amount of money we pay them so we are moving to california first thing tomorrow' my mom said and i saw some movers taking my car and bike

'HEY STOP I PAYED FOR THOSE WITH MY MONEY AND GOT THEN CUSTOMISED' I yelled

'CONSIGA SUS MANOS FEOS DE MI COCHE ANTES DE QUE LOS CORTE' i Yelled in Spanish

Get your ugly hands off my car before i cut them off 🔝🔝 that's what it means

'Too bad you'll see them tomorrow i have the keys' my mom said

'One little scratch and that's it your head will be ripped from your body' i hissed in her face and andrew pulled me back and then saw his car being towed away

'HEY THAT'S MY CAR I PAYED FOR THAT AS WELL AND GETTING THEM CUSTOMISED, AW HELL NO GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY CAR YOU DIRTY SKANK' Andrew yelled

Well fuck

Bye bye texas i will miss you.....