Mini chapter prankwars

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A/n:now this isn't a canon chapter,it's just something we decided to do since ch.12 is being created and we are still brainstorming soooo we hope you enjoy this mini chapter for now ^_^

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Milana and Kurumu both started laughing as they mopped the hardwood floor and set up a camcorder on the kitchen bar."hello world we are here today because fang said that it's impossible to prank a ninja hehehe so we're going to put that theory to the test"Kurumu giggled setting out a pan of freash baked cookies

"Ready?"she asked the grinning milana who have her a thumbs up

"FANG!!!!!! WE MADE COOKIES!!!!"they both yelled,after a few second they heard the meister stumble out of bed and ran out

"Cookies? Where? Give me the COOOOOOKIESSSS"he exclaimed slipping on the wet floor and crashing into the wall

"Ok girls I don't mean to be a party pooper here but I don't think this classifies as a prank,I mean I could've really lost my life c'mon let's all be adults here"he groaned

Girls:1 ninja:0

After that little fiasco earlier fang decided he was going to take a shower and went to get some clean clothes

Milana and Kurumu started to laugh again as fang stared them both down before cautiously entering the bathroom(no slippery floors..I'm safe for now)

Milana let out a loud giggle showing the camcorder a bottle of shampoo"I hope he likes sticky hair"she giggled again as Kurumu hushed her and they both placed their ears to the door.they had to stifle their laughter as they heard fang start to song in the shower

Don't drop that dun dun dun

Don't drop that dun dun dun

I said don't drop that dun dun dUNNNN

"MOTHER F-ITS STICKY GAHHH ITS IN MY EYES PFTTT DEAR GOD ITS IN MY MOUTH AGHHH NOW I GOT IT ON MY D-"he stopped and paused for a momment before he felt anger rise up

"KURUMU!!!!!! MILANA!!!!!!"

The two exchanged scared looks before they both hopped on the couch and started watching t.v.

"Who did it?"he growled swinging the door open with nothing but a towel that literally stuck to his body.

"Who did what fang?"Kurumu asked faking innocence that fang quickly pointed out"don't play dumb which one of you two switched the shampoo with syrup?!?"

"Woah calm down fang are you sure we did?"milana asked

"What the f-...you know what it's pointless arguing with you two"he sighed as more hair clumped to his forehead.

Milana and Kurumu both highfived each other and smiled as fang peeked around the corner"oh so they wanna play this game?"he whispered getting an evil grin before running into a wall due to being virtually blind.

Girls:2 ninja:0

Fang huffed a little as he moved the couch again so there was little room between the wall or the couch.he set up the camcorder and grinned"ok these two think they can prank me? Well we'll just see about that those two picked the wrong ninja"he smirked before hearing the females opening up the door.

Fang leaped behind the couch and waited as the two walked in

"So anyway that's why you never under any circumstance apply make up on an airplane"Kurumu finished

"Oh what? I'm sorry I head my earbuds in"milana chuckled pulling out see through buds

"Never mind"Kurumu said before noticing something was off and looked around"fang didn't say he was going anywhere right?"

"Nope he's probably playing basketball with soul and black*star...you know how those three are"Milana sighed stretching

"Your probably right"Kurumu agreed before fang leaped out from behind the couch with a loud roar that made both the girls jump

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PAYBACKS A BI-"

"WHY YOU!!!!!!!"the two girls screamed both uppercutting the young ninja through the roof

"C'mon girls I was just kidding please help me there is a large spider in this attic please pull me down right now,"

"Nahh"they both said heading to their rooms

"Oh sweet Jesus this spider is now coming for me right now if our relation ship ever meant anything to you two y'all would help me right now,girls please comeback,milana...Kurumu..."

Girls:3 ninja:1/2

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A/n:hopeful that provided enough laughter for you all till we get the new chapter up ANNNNND yes fang will get his revenge just not now

Fang:why the hell not?

Author:cliffhanger....

Milana:aww fangs mad

Kurumu:he's kinda cute when he's mad

Fang:well I'm about to be real adorable

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