senpai lloydkins real parents

oh worm?

"hewwo?" senpai lloydkins said as he wandered into the kitchen, looking for kai tlnm. "hewwoooo??"

kai tensed up, grabbing a knife from the knife block. when he saw it was the baby, he relaxed. he didn't drop the knife.

"what is it, senpai lloydkins?" kai asked. he gestured to cole, who was sitting in the living room barely visible from the kitchen, to grab the gun they kept for emergencies.

the 12 year old frowned, watching kai intensely. "who are my real parents?" he finally said. kai gave the baby a look of confusion, then frowned. "who told you you were adopted?"

"orlando," senpai lloydkins said. "orlando also told me to make a senpai lloydkins body pillow so i could monopolize the market and control the economy, but i said no." kai looked over to cole, gesturing for him to put the gun down.

"well, senpai lloydkins, i've got a story for you if you're ready to hear it," kai said as he sliced open a pumpkin and reached inside to pull out a book that looked like it hadn't been touched in years. "it tells the story of your real fathers, sam and crispin."

senpai lloydkins' eyes widened, and the 18-year old reached for the book with his stubby little hands. "wowie," he whispered as he flipped through it, awestruck by what the pages contained.