Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty,homeless boy named Aladdin
Snow White lived alone with seven boys
Pinnochio was a liar
Robin Hood was a thief
Tarzan walked around naked
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
You can't blame us
We were taught to rebel at a young age.
