Would you rather: RWBY

Emerald

A/N: requested by Neoxpolxitan, Enjoy as always!

Would you rather:
Get paid by her to shut up
Or
Teach her how to be happy

Yell "It's High-noon" when you and her use your revolvers
Or
Yell "NIGGA" when she pickpockets you

Pickpocket her panties
Or
Pickpocket her nude photos

Tell her she stole your heart
Or
Hear her say you stole heart

Kiss her whenever you're with team CEMN
Or
Kiss her whenever you're done committing a crime

Spank her whenever she "misbehaves"
Or
Kiss her neck when she hugs you

Spar with her
Or
Challenge to see who can commit the most crimes

Bonus:
Would you rather:
Be hallucinated and find yourself in bed naked with her on top.
Or
Place a sleeping spell on her while taking her to your bed for "fun"