*BOOM! Something blows up in the Forest of Death.*
Sakura: HEY, SOMETHING BLEW UP!
Tsunade: *Sneaking up on her* So there you are! *jiggle* I saw you looking at me like that!
Sakura: Never mind that! The ground just blew up!
Tsunade: Oh. *gazes at the giant crater in the ground* A man is standing up! You just saved a life, Sakura! I guess you aren't as useless as I thought you were! I will handle it from here.
Sakura: USELESS! I'M NOT USELESS!
Ino: *meow face* She's right you know...
Sakura: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! *Punches Ino into the clouds*
Ino: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Tsunade: He's perfectly fine! And so muscular. *Nose bleed*
The muscular guy: Where am I? Where is my beautiful bottle of hair gel!
Ino: *somehow back from the clouds* Who are you?
The muscular guy: I'm Goku! A Super Saiyan!
Sakura: What is that? And how the world are you still alive?
Goku: Your hair is pink! I want it! *bites hair*
Sakura: Stop it!
Ino and Tsunade: *laughing wildly*
~~time skip~~
*Sakura, Ino, Tsunade and Goku go to the Ramen shop because Goku is hungry for food*
Sakura: Naruto!
Naruto: YEaaaaH (mouth filled with ramen)
Tsunade: *patting Goku's muscles* We found a hot hobo in the forest!
Goku: Hello! Can I get food now?
Naruto: *spits out his ramen in suprise* He...he...he... is wearing orange!
Goku: FOOD!
Naruto: *Comes over and hugs Goku* I have never seen a shinobi wear orange like me before! All the other ninjas tease me because I wear orange and they think I am an orange peel and slip on me! *Cries* I love youuuuuuuuuuu.
Goku: *notices blond hair and blue eyes* ARE YOU A SUPER SAIYAN?
Naruto: Is that a person who wears orange? Because I if it is, I am totally one.
Goku: Cool! Let's fight!
Naruto: Shadow Clone Jutsu! *summons clones behind him*
Goku: KAME KAME KAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
To be continued in the next episode: Flamboyant Screams!
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Leaf Village Goku
HumorFollow Goku as he explores the Leaf Village and learns to become a proper shinobi. Along the way to become the first ever Super Saiyan Hokage, he encounters many new villains and some old ones as well.
