Once upon a time I picked up a book about dinosaurs because dinosaurs r kewl and I read it but I didn't read it because I don't read and I saw dinosaurs and I liked dinosaurs W O A H so I saw dinosaurs and the dinosaurs dinosaured their way out of the book and into my head but the dinosaurs liked my dinosaurs food in my head so the dinosaurs dinoed their dino instincts to stay inside my dinosaur head. G8 STORY THE END