{Assassination Classroom x Reader} [Request Opened]

>//Drunk Karma x Reader AU~'Snap Out of It!!'//<**

This was requested by fuqinhapyorayt. So much Karma, but who could resist him. Am I right? Uhh, I don't do that....See ya in the Extras!

The colorful lights, the loud party music, and the smell of potent alcohols. This is to be expected in a club right?? Well, this club was owned by Karma Akabane. Unexpected, you could say, but at least it's getting him somewhere. Women usually surrounded him, paying for drinks and giving him lots of money. (Yet, Maehara can't even get this far!!) You on the other hand, was just a bartender. Karma hired you when you quit your boring old job, now you have one that's a 'bit' more lively. Besides the fact that you'll probably need a hearing aid by the age of 30, but you're in you early 20's, gotta live life to the fullest.

"(Y/n)-Chan, another drink!!" Yelled a voice. You turned and saw your usual customer, Maehara Hiroto. He was flushed and his eyes were puffy.

"Another break up, Hiroto?" You asked, he nodded. You weren't even surprised by this, instead you gave him another shot of the good stuff. As you were cleaning a whine glass, you observed the crowd, but saw puffs of blue hair,

"Hey (L/n)!!" Greeted the blueberry. He worked here as well, in fact, many people from E-Class worked here. Isogai was a bartender on the second floor, Kayano entertained the guest, and Ristu provided the loud music. There was only a slight difference from your clubs to other clubs, in here, you guys assassinate. It's simple, really, Karasuma gives Class-E the targets, then you guys lure them into the club, and you can guess what happens next.

"Got someone to cover for you, Nagisa?" You asked giving him a glass of orange juice. Nagisa, was a bouncer, surprising, ain't it? Well, he was perfect for the job, unexpected bloodlust, and surprising looks. Can't forget to mention that he's got the right moves when it comes to assassination.

"Yeah, I somehow got Itona to cover for me," He answered. Knowing Itona, he didn't exactly like to work unless there were big fights. You continued your talk with the blueberry, serving customers as well, until he had to leave. Thankfully, he brought Maehara with him to the 'black room'. That's what you'd call it, but it's basically the employees only room. That's where you talk about your targets and the basic business stuff. There he could rest.

"(Y/n)-cccchaaannnn~!!!!!" You looked up from the drink you were making at the red head in front of you. You gulped, this could be bad, he just slurred. You quickly finished the drink and handed it to the man waiting for it. Then, you turned back to Karma.

"Y-yes?" You stuttered, not wanting to know where this was going. You stared at the red head, he had bags under his eyes and reeked of alcohol.

"I wannnnttt coooooookkiiiessss!!!" He said, you laughed, then got your phone out. This was the perfect black mail material!! You thought of ways, not paying attention to the red head.

"Okay, then Karma, I'll get you cookies, but you have to— Huh!!?!!?? He disappeared!!!"

"Get out of my way!!!" Yelled a man. You immediately turned your attention to where the voice was, unfortunately, it was with Karma and a foreign man. (Whoops!! Forgot to mention that this is a famous club in Japan. Sorry 'bout that!!)

"Huh?? What was that??" Karma asked. This cocky bastard's going to start a fight with him!!! Can't you stay still for a moment!!! This is your club and your reputation you're going to ruin, not mine!!

"You reek of alcohol, are you okay, man?" The foreign guy's friend came up to the two, and asked Karma.

"Jjjjjjjuuuuussststt ffffiiiiinnnnnnnaaaaa~" Karma slurred. You quickly texted Nagisa:

You: Nagisa!!!!

NagiBlueberry: Ahh what's wrong!!??!

You: Code Demon, code demon!!!

NagiBlueberry: Oh gawd! I'll notify the others!!

After that, you put up a sign that the bar was closed for a bit. You could hear some complaints from the guest, but you had to. Speed walking through the small crowd, you got to them, you quickly apologized. "I'm very sorry!! My friend here is drunk!"

"It's ok!!" Said the mans friend. You gave them some V.I.P. passes so that they can immediately get in the next time they'd visit. You dragged Karma by the ear, into the 'Black Room', thankfully, you noticed that Rio had taken over for you at the bar, meaning you had more time to scold Karma.

*At the 'Black Room'*

You went into his office and laid him on the couch there. "Stay! Beast! Stay!" You said.

"Raaooooowwwrrrr!!! I, the almighty demon king shall nwwwoott!!!" He yelled getting up slightly. You flicked his forehead, and then he started to bawl like a child. "(Y-y/n)-Chan hurt me!!!"

The door was pushed open and in the doorway was Okuda with a tray of water and maybe some sleeping pills. Well, it seems that you wouldn't get to have your fun. "H-hi! (L-l/n)-San!! I brought some things that might help!!" She placed the tray on the table and started to make Karma drink the water, that was until he slapped Okuda hand.

"Dddooowwwnnt toouucch meehhh!!!! Onky (Y/n)-cahhnn can!!!" He yelled at Okuda. You, politely asked her to leave the room. Then, you started to do the same thing, and he seemed more calm about it. Although, when you were about to pop a sleeping pill in his mouth to make him sober quickly, he stopped you.

"Snap out of it!! You're dru—" He suddenly brought your hand down to where he was and kissed you, it was sure as heck sloppy. You've had better, honestly.

"(Y-y/n)-Chan I l-love you!!" He said blushing, Karma, you better be just drunk as heck or else, I swear I'll make sure you give me a raise!!! Something was off though, he seemed dead serious when he said that. It was almost like, he was back to his normal self.

"Uhhh, I love you too," You awkwardly said. You did mean it, but you weren't sure how he would react in his drunk state.

"Yay!!!!!! (Y/n)-Chan lovessss meeehehhhh!!!!" He yelled, then got up, and did a happy dance. You laughed, at him as you continued to record. Yes, you were recording the whole time! It's not everyday you get to see a drunk Karma, prance around helplessly. Then he suddenly passed out on the floor.

"Well, that was Karma Akabane, a very strange person when drunk. Good bye everyone!!" You whispered, not trying to wake him up.

Extras:

Karma: Uhhh, my head, it's endlessly spinning.

Maehara: Damn, Karma!! You had a rough night!!

Karma: What??

Nagisa: You were drunk...

Eri: Yup!

Reader: *shows video*

Karma: (Y/n)-Chan!!!!!!

Eri: Karma!!! No hurting the readers!!!! *protectively hugs the reader*

Karma: Fine. But you owe me—

Eri: Fetch! *Tosses strawberry milk* Well, now that I got that taken care of. I hope you all enjoyed this one!! I was really having fun with writing this, making Karma look like an idiot, getting new ideas, and listening to music, praying my readers would like this. Yeah, it was nice. Hope you guys liked this one!!~

Coming Up Next~

>//Neko Nagisa x Kitsune Reader~An Old Tale//<**