Part One 4/18/14

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Whats up with this whole thing called "starbucks and uggs" and people calling you basic....? And having that a title? lol okay.  but omg today my mom told me that people who take to many selfies have low self esteem? is she saying something?? what a bitch.  ugh my familys wierd.  my sister asked in the car  "when you adopt kids do you go to a store and pick one out then buy it".  how stupid is she?  well whatever i have to go to school.  i actually like school its the only place i can hang with my friends without stupid pest follwing me around and annoying me everyday. so i go to this school and its all filled with sluts. im telling you.  our dress code says no yoga pants or legging so they all wear sweat pants but pull them up so high you see there complete buttcheeks.  it cracks me up LOL. i really cant stop laughing though.  but this kid robert really needs jesus... wait  jesus wont help him because he doesnt believe in jesus.. but maybe jesus will do me a favor and help him... im confusing myself .. anyway he needs help.. he is 14 and has a real tatoo on his upper arm of the illuminati symbol. sometimes i question public school. why would you be that stupid and get a real tatoo at 14. WHAT IF HE GETS FAT AND IT STRETCHES AND HE WILL LOOK LIKE A PREGNAT LADY WITH STRECHMARKS! OMG IM ACTUALLY DYING. BAHAHAHAHAH.  ill sit there in my mansion with my black range rover with pink rims chillen by my pool drinking a margirita on rocks saying "TOLD YA IDIOT".  actually what am i saying i hate working. well until next time

xoxo

gossip girl <3

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