HARRY POTTER SHORT STORIES (HEADCANONS) 2 MUST READ

Howler

Deze is even in Engels

Ron: *gets howler* holy fucking fuck no

Molly's voice: ROnAlD WEAslEY! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU STEAL THAT BITCH ASS CAR! YOUR FATHER AND I ARE abSoLuteLY DisGUstEd! YOUR FUCKING FATHER IS FACING A FUCKING INQUIRY AT WORK! AND IT'S ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!

Aurthur's voice: Ya fucked up, son-

Molly: IF YOU PUT ANOTHER FUCKING TOE OUT OF LINE, I WILL COME OVER THERE AND FUCK YOU UP, THEN BRING YOUR ASS STRAIGHT HOME!
Ginneh dear, congrats on making le Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.
OKAY BYE- how do you finish the message? Oh you- wait, is it still listening? SToP-

Great Hall: *stares at Ron*

Harry: *after a few moments* Damn, is that what all mothers are like?

Ron: *looking down* no... just mine