From Malik, To Malik

Ahmed Malik

Ahoy Matie! It's Ahmed, 'Ere. Ahmed Zaiyd Malik. I don't really have a shorter name for myself, so Im stuck with people here pronouncing my name differently.

I'm 19 and I live in London. I'm probably worst at describing myself than Leah is. Come to think about it, she wants to be a journalist. That means writing and stuff, but she can't describe herself. Pft, for all I know, she should be using big words in sentences like "I'm Leah and I like to surmise that I have callipygian"

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Did I just say "I'm Leah and I like to think that I have shaped Buttocks"?

Yep, I did. Ew. Gross. Disgusting. Revolting.

Hey, I'm catching up on the trend of using synonyms! I made that trend.

Not really.

Anyways, I have two sisters and we're triplets. I love playing football with AJ and she's amazing at it. I love video games too! I like anything that's potatoes and chicken. But like halal chicken, otherwise, I can't have it. My Favourite color is Neon Orange because I think that's cool. I'm a huge fan of Star Wars and horror Movies and I feel like I'm writing an essay with the topic 'My Self' right now like I used to in kindergarten.

I like to paint. I painted my own room.

I mean, at first, I got it painted all white, and then I used the walls as a canvas to paint on. It's really colorful and it describes me perfectly. Each and every painting I made tells the looker something about me. That is if the looker is creative enough to see it.