The awesomeness that's you

Jealously, so real

Light feet pound the ground as the blonde girl sprints home. The sun is setting and it'll be dark out soon yet that isn't her main concern. She was a warrior after all she could handle any fight in her opinion. Right now she had more pressing concerns on her mind. Concerns about an immortal boy with blood red eyes and coal black hair. 

"Cake." She mutters silently. Her sister will defiantly be on her side.

The tree house is a pretty distance away from candy kingdom and running there is no easy task. Especially if u have to fight off monsters on the way. But eventually she makes it and with clothes ripped and skin bruised and scraped up she finally opens the door. 

She welcomes the warmth immediately and for a second she considers passing out right there and then taking a good nap on the cold hard floor. 

"Hey baby."

But then again she needs to talk to her sister. Cake looks at her expectingly from her comfortable position on the couch. So instead she drags herself to her sister finally settling for collapsing there and then half heartedly she takes notice of the candy kingdom rom coms playing in front of her. The couch does wonders for her aching body and Fionna sighs 

"Cake. U won't believe what happened at candy castle today."

She wails out

"Hm? U mean about that hot vampire lady? Madeline was it?"

Fionna sits up.

"Marceline. And how do u?"

"Easy baby. I was walking on by when I saw Marshall scoop u under his arms and run out. U know that boy gives me the creeps girl but I won't interrupt. so I hid behind the pillar and then this crazy sexy vampire lady came out and whooped Marshall's sorry ass. I saw everything after that!"

Fionna sighs in relief.

"Well at least I won't have to explain that over again. ...So u saw Marshall take her out after that? Whats with that? I mean she threw him and almost got off with his bass."

Cake rubs her chin in thought with her left hand her right stretching over to grab that cup of coco at the other side of the room.

"Is that really a bad thing? I mean Marshall's cool and all but he hasn't moved on since Ashely. I mean the guy hangs around in our house just to scare us. He needs a life. And that girl. She seems like she can set his life straight. I mean she's beautiful sexy musically gifted and cool from what I've seen what else could Marshall want. Besides if she gets him to grow up a little maybe he'll stop trying to bite my behind." The feline feels her butt sadly. 

"I can't take the mental torture anymore. Imma start wearing butt armor."

Fionna frowned. this isn't right. Cake was supposed to be on her side.

"So baby girl with all this romance in the air I was thinking... It's time we get u a man. A nice hunk to warm u up when it's cold. Hm?"

Fionna clenched her fist.

"Well I-"

"Wait wait! I prepared for this day here I gathered pics of all the princes and kings in aaa. Take ur pick baby girl. Oh oh what about hotdog prince"

"Wait I-"

"LSP?"

Her brow furrows

"Oh oh I know. Flame prince."

"Well."

"Or bubba."

"Stop." Her voice is a strangled cry. She's too confused right now too confused to think straight.