Aries: his soulmate
Taurus: his sugar baby
Gemini: friends with benefits
Cancer: partner in crime
Leo: his first true love
Virgo: the person everyone thinks he's dating
Libra: a groupie
Scorpio: best friend
Sagittarius: the fan he notices in the audience
Capricorn: his soulmate
Aquarius: the one he writes a song about
Pisces: the one he dreams about getting married
