One lonely day King Rizik was running around his kingdom. One of his gay soldier told Rizik that there was a war going on near the west wall.
Rizik was so worried he shit his pants. The soldier looked really uncomfortable.
Rizik pulled something out of his pants... It was the sandwich from like when he was 4 years old. He ate it.
So on to the story. Rizik got his sword of flaming birds. He was about to fight the world destroyer Andrew.
Rizik was charging in and then in the middle of fighting he forgot about his hotdog in the oven. He quickly ran back so fast that he hit the wall. He went through the wall and got to the oven. The hotdog was burnt but he still ate it like it was a piece of poop.
Rizik's wife was a hobo dressed up was a woman. And Rizik loved him/her/thing. But Andrew the world destroyer took her and put her in a room with a nice bed and nice everything. Rizik ate Andrews sword. And Rizik ate everything else. The only person standing that wasn't Rizik was the world destroyer.
Andrew the world destroyer turned the hobo into a real girl. After Rizik ate Andrew he was with his wife finally after everything Rizik has done.
Then Rizik ate his wife.
The end.
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