yeet yeet - jjk

chapter 3 - please

1:08 PM 12/5/17

< i think i actually need a friend
< is it too late now to hit u up 🤮🤮

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY (yes) >
CUZ I'M MISSING MORE THAN JUST UR BODY 😌😌 >
OOOOH >

< no
< what artists do you like besides him

i love jake paul 😍😍😍😘😘💯💯🅱😤😤😩😩😍 >

< ok i take that back we can't be friends
< (but i do stan nick crompton-oppar 😍😍💖💖💗🤮)

MY NAME IS NICK CROMPTON AND MY COLLAR STAY POPPIN' >

< YES I CAN RAP AND NO I'M NOT FROM COMPTON 🤠🤠

ENGLAND IS MY CITY 😍 >

< ENGLAND IS MY CITY

AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR TEAM 10 THEN THE US WOULD BE SHITTY >

< NOW I'LL PASS IT TO CHANCE CUZ U KNOW WE STAY LITTY ‼️‼️
< YES OK NOW I KNOW WE CAN BE BFFS

😏😏 no one can resist me >

< ew
< now that we're officially best friends 🤠🤠
< i'll need name, age, gender, occupation, sexual preference and any allergies

wtf i didn't come here to get grilled >

< well that sucks doesn't it 😳

🅱️exual 🅱️reference?? >

< if we're gonna be pals i need that intel 🤧🤧

istg >
justin seagull's the name >
< boi

i'm 20 >

< wow ur 2 years older than me 🤮🤮🤮

^ from y/n

i'm a male >
broke college student >

< i'm headed towards that life in the fall

straight >

< idk man u sound pretty gay to me

no >
and i'm allergic to dust >
so i might have a bit an issue hanging out with ur dusty self but we'll see >

< the door is wide open for you to leave 😡😡😠😠😡😠‼️‼️

nah >
follow me on ig @jeonjk_  and my spam @intlgull_ >

< thirst bucket 😳😤😤😔

i probably have 10x more followers than you don't @ me on this one >

< i deleted my ig because my friend hana was out promoting a healthy  social media-free lifestyle

wtf is she 🤢🤢 >

< she told me memes weren't "wholesome" 😤😤

^ from kook

i live off of memes 😤😤 >

< go tell hana
< do u have friends

yes and they're a lot cooler than you >

< mood 😩😩
hah >
kkrap gotta blast imma be late to my part time job >

< bye you rat 😡😡🤮