Skittles

Oh,Skittles! Oh Skittles! Where art thou Skittles? Oh thereith you are thy Skittles! I was wondering if i wereith ever going to taste thy splendor taste of thy rainbow ever again! And fromith this day forward,everyone one of my people shallith like Skittles and if theyith do not,then they shallith be beheaded!! Thy Skittles splendor shall be adored by all! Thy Skittles areith what I treasure!  They leadith my taste buds throughith life! They areth amazing! I lovith thy Skittles,and I adore thy Skittles. Butler! Get me another bag of thy Skittles! And find thy recipe forith Thy Skittles!

Said by Queen Skittales the 1st, in 1882. (not really.)