Improv.

The Beginning

Because that is the easiest and best way to start. Except for maybe the ending...But forget about the ending because this is the beginning! Hi! My name is Ash, why you might ask, well it is because it is a gender exclusive name that's why. It's also because I haven't decided what I am. WAIT! Before you go away I wanted to say something. This is a story of action and adventure, and and and, uncomfortably long stares...and...Oh and Romance. Maybe. Why?! Well dear reader that's because I am making this up as I go. Knowing this you may want to close this digital cover and pick a new book that might be more suited to your digital taste buds. Although I can garentee that this story will be pretty decent.

Sooooooo. As I was saying I'm Ash nice to meet you. What was I doing, oh right starting the story. So it was a stormy night in the middle of August. No! Wait, it was the dead of winter. I was holed up in my room with...gray...wallpaper and my desk with my computer on it. That was when it happened. That indescriminant thing that will drive the plot for this entire story. That thing, thing, thing. It was. A dog. Yup. A dog. It came into my room and sat down on my bed. Now this was weird because I lived alone in upstate New York, and I didn't have a dog, or a cat, or a goldfish, or anything that lived other than myself.

On that Dog was a pair of broken glasses that were taped to his head. He also had on a backpack. I'm pretty sure he was some kind of German shepard. A big pupper. He then sat down next to my bed and promptly started watching the door. At least that's how I remember meeting Jade. He like to be called Spike though. Shit. Just looked at the time and realised that I still need to decide what gender I am. And also start the actual story instead of this dog shit. Well whatever. I guess I'm a...