My Little Psycho [No Plot (KS Fanfic bxb)]

Chapter 19: Life Can Be A Dick

Lol hello fellow hoes. I changed my account's aesthetic- yet again. It's depressing, I know I know. But oh well. Sorry for the wait but here goes another filler. :) kill me

P.S. Important poll at the end.

-Franks's Pov-

"F-Frank~ Faster!" a cliche, busty blonde moans from underneath me. I grab her by the hair and pull her head back as I ram into her in a particular spot.

"Call me 'daddy' first, you little slut." Without second thought, she shamelessly obeys my commands.

I'm really taking an L right now. I just found out the Chief and Hani are in a relationship. That night, I drank 2 bottles of vodka, was sent to the ER because I got a dislocated jaw, and I was punched by Chief because I confessed to Hani over the phone while Chief was with her.

(M/n) can't help me right now 'cause he's on a date with who knows, and that Yoonbum kid is somewhere is (M/n)'s apartment.

Why did did I bring up Yoonbum? It's not like we socialize with each other.

Yoonbum. Yoonbum. Yoonbum.... Yoon...

"...bum. Yoonbum." I voice my thoughts and the bitch heard me. Oh well.

"What the fuck?!" The blond whore removes herself from my dick and fled from my room, leaving her clothes.

"Idiot." I lock my door. Next this you know, the bitch is pounding on my door demanding that she get her clothes. "Ya' shouldn't have left them, slut." I yawn and crawl onto the couch, not wanting to sleep on the bed for some reason.

The name still lingers on my tongue.

Yoonbum.

//The Next Day//

I wake up with a start, hearing crashing noises in my apartment. I live alone so what the heck?...

I grab my gun from inside the coffee table's drawer. Heading towards my room, the source of the sound, I kick open the door.

"Fuck!" The blonde from last night grabs her clothes and runs out. Seeing the gun in my hand, she sighs sadly, muttering, "To think that I let go of a bad boy." She saunters our casually, swaying her hips.

"Wait, Julie." She turns around.

"You have my watch." Julie, the blonde, sighs in defeat as she throws my watch to me. "I've been a detective for almost ten years. Of course I would notice." She leaves without another word. Fuck, I forgot that she literally works right next to me in that coffee shop.

Sighing, I go to the kitchen to cook. Well, more like heat up some Chinese takeout in the microwave.

Vrrrrrr....
Vrrrrrr....
Vrrrrrr....

My forgotten phone vibrates in my pocket. Taking it out, I answer the call.

"Hello?"

"Hey, (M/n)."

"Frank, can you do me a favor?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you watch over Yoonbum and maybe teach him a little more english? I'm going out of town for work."

My heart suddenly felt..

..satisfied.

"Sure."

"Thanks! He'll be over there in a few minutes. Bye!"

With that, he hangs up. I sigh. The kid whose name I practically moaned out last name is coming over in a couple of minutes.

I take my food out from the microwave, grabbing some chopsticks from the restaurant and sitting down. I slurp up the noodles seemingly in seconds.

I brush my teeth, apply way to much hair gel and Axe cologne to myself because I'm just that stale, and dress in my trashiest outfit. Yeah, I'm having one of those days.

Before I knew it, there was quiet knocking on my door. Trudging to the entrance of my apartment, I open the door to a sleepy looking Yoonbum.

"H-Hi..." He says in a thick Korean accent. It's cute. Wait, what?!

-Yoonbum's Pov-

"H-Hi." I greet, using standard english that (M/n) taught me. I shakily walk into the large apartment. Ignoring the strange looks that Frank sent me way, I sit down in the nearest chair. I close me eyes.

It's six in the morning. Neither of us have any business being up this early. "So, kid... Do you want anything to eat?" He asks, startling me.

"No thank you." I reply quickly, wanting to get back to sleeping.

For some reason, this man scares me. A lot.

*wipes brow* There goes another shitty chapter. I'm probably going to be making a new story just because.

Poll

A: Complex Frank x Yoonbum side plot

B: Quick and easy Frank x Yoonbum side plot

C: Complex Lillian x Hani side plot

D: Quick and easy Lillian x Hani side plot

E: Both complex side plot ships

F: Both quick and easy side plot ships

G: One complex and one quick and easy (specify)

Lol that poll was more confusing for me to make that it seemed.