Yoongi: Happy birthday, fucker.
Jungkook: My birthday was 2 days ago.....
Yoongi: Happy late birthday, fucker.
Jungkook: No one on the face of this Earth likes you.
Yoongi: Tell that to Jimin.
Jungkook: He's our brother. I'm telling Eomma Jin and Appa Namjoon.
Yoongi: I was joking, asshole.
Jungkook: I'm throwing my phone into the microwave.
Yoongi:
Yoongi: Do you wanna now?
Jungkook:
Jungkook: Imma let Min-woo speak for me.
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RandomSome texts BTS sent to each other. Disclaimer: These are fake.